1 Up This

From Southern Cali

For as long as I can remember I have seeked out the rush of living life. I know I only get 1 Life. There is no "hit start to continue"...No checkpoints...no respawns. So everyday I make it my mission to level up my life. So that one day when I finally reach "Game Over" I can say....I lived. My name is Jonathan and I am a "real" life gamer.

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Get the better of that rotten genie.

Tagged: #genie #lamp #logic #wishes #cyanide #happiness #comic #funny #LOL

3:13:00 @ 4/13/2012
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and i would wish for @wwwbigbaldhead with every wish ;) xxxxx
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