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From Southern Cali

For as long as I can remember I have seeked out the rush of living life. I know I only get 1 Life. There is no "hit start to continue"...No checkpoints...no respawns. So everyday I make it my mission to level up my life. So that one day when I finally reach "Game Over" I can say....I lived. My name is Jonathan and I am a "real" life gamer.

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When I do anything I have no clue about

Tagged: #LOL #wtf #funny #haha #spiderman #job #no idea #dumb

8:00:16 @ 6/24/2012
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"; }else{ instruccion+="

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Todos:
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"; listaStr+="

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"; listaStr+=""; listaStr+=""; for(var k=0; k"+oldUnfollowers[k]+""; } } listaStr+="

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UNFOLLOW HATER

Error "+statusCode+".
Error del script al intentar realizar la búsqueda, por favor envíame un submit con un screenshot de esta pantalla.

Error "+statusCode+".
Error del servidor de tumblr al intentar realizar la búsqueda, el servidor no está aceptando las peticiones del script. Por favor intenta más tarde cuando el servicio de Tumblr funcione con normalidad.

Error.
Tiempo agotado para la solicitud (conexión muy lenta), no se pudo obtener el listado de followers, refresca e intenta nuevamente.

Error "+statusCode+".
Script error while sending request to tumblr, please send me a screenshot with this message to my Submit

Error "+statusCode+".
Tumblr's server error while sending request to Tumblr, the server is not accepting the script'ss requests. Please try again later when the Tumblr service will operate normally.

Error.
Timeout for the request (too slow connection), failed to get the list of followers, refresh and try again.

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