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For as long as I can remember I have seeked out the rush of living life. I know I only get 1 Life. There is no "hit start to continue"...No checkpoints...no respawns. So everyday I make it my mission to level up my life. So that one day when I finally reach "Game Over" I can say....I lived. My name is Jonathan and I am a "real" life gamer.
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Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic

8:19:07 @ 7/21/2012
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